henrysbowtie:

chair week 2

∟day two: birthdays.

“You live in West Egg,” she remarked contemptuously, “I know somebody there.”
“I don’t know a single―”
“You must know Gatsby.”
“Gatsby?” demanded Daisy. “What Gatsby?”

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

shelikestheboysintheband:

maccasass:

Drake’s one of us

and josh is our parents

jack-and-finn:

ME RIGHT NOW. 

cheekyjackharries:

↳ Ideas for Jacksgap T-Shirts (Special thanks to my friend Julia who drew Sid)

did-you-kno:

Source

once-upon-a-stfu:

wolfenguy:

The Discovery Channel office building during Shark Week

WHY DO I NOT WORK THERE?!

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS